DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Ok....let me explain

I will lose my shit if Jalopnik goes out like Gawker. What makes me laugh is how Gawker will trash other websites, most notably Vice. They talk down on Vice, meanwhile Vice comes up with original articles. Vice has people reporting from hotspots like Iraq or Africa when the Ebola virus was running rampant.

This is literally 90% of Gawker articles. Take someone ELSE’S work and sum it up with a link and BAM you have a Gawker article. So far Jalopnik seems to have avoided the same “writing” style. I hope to fuck Jalopnik doesnt end up like the garbage over on Gawker.

So, what you’re saying is you’re a name-calling liberal. How rare. Thanks for insulting everyone you disagree with. Got it. By the way Republicans don’t like Graham either.

This dumb thing:

Rrrrriiiiiight.

An extra walks in front of a stand full of dummies.

Umm

“I think these guys would fit in nicely at Deadspin.”

I’ve done transmissions and crank out rebuilds on old aircooled 911s, to CAN bus systems and direct injection diagnosis and repair. I still cuss and throw shit. Its universal independent of skill level haha

That one is a Polo.

I’m a fan of any longroof that starts with the letters RS and ends in an even number.

I must have missed that concert.

1) Allowing radical Muslims into a country in order to be “accepting, diverse, multi-cultural” is deadly

Umlauting you get away with that

You might have a law degree but you don’t know shit about guns.

I think you’re right. Valuable things are worth repairing no matter what it takes. I used to own the same ax that George Washington used to chop down that cherry tree. It was in pretty bad shape though, so I restored it by replacing just the handle and the head. Now it looks brand new!

Given that Gawker’s bread and butter is doxing people, mostly just to humiliate them, that is an ironic criticism offered here. It is, for sure, a vile practice, and rightfully condemned, but you’d have to shut Gawker Media down to get rid of it.

I like this way more than I should.