the driver of the filming car sped up to the scene then hit the horn because the officer was slowing down? Idiot. This guy is the real asshole, he was reckless.

I'm shocked a stupid person hasn't called this car "stanced" yet. That seems to be par for the course in the comments lately.

He's probably from a state that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

Having gone to college, my perceived value of a college degree has plummeted.

Still though, impeccable comedic timing. And yes, this was in Florida, how did you know?

I paid about that much for the same car back in 1997. While it did serve me well, and was surprisingly fun to drive, it was a colossal piece of shit. The interior is a shrine to plastics, the ECU fried every time it rained, and those door handles had a tendency to snap like a battered housewife whose not gonna take it…

Seriously... how/why does this shit keep landing on Deadspin?

Sure you've seen this before, but I'll repost this review of a Twin Turbo 348 Challenge.

Every single green day song is a rip-off of something. Worst fake-band ever.

Still great

Doug?

they don't lie

I think the pager is one of those ones they give you at TGI Fridays or shit when you're waiting for a table. His old lady didn't keep it from her days of slinging rock on one-two-five.

thats a strut tower bar, not sway bar.

No he's not. He's Latino. Or Catalan. Perhaps Hispanic.

Literally the only rule needed here.

TIP #1. Do not name your car.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

I like women. Doesn't make me want to be a gynecologist.