And Taylor Lewan went to Michigan. They’re on an even playing field.

So is this when we don’t shit all over a recently deceased individual? Asking for a friend..

How dare you?

I went Rick Ross with this one.

I don’t make excuses.

Because violence is only cool when the odds are unfair and it degrades women. Good take.

I feel bad for your plight. It’s made you a butthole.

Fortunately for the biker he wasn’t shot as soon as he approached the vehicle. That, in and of itself, is a threat to the driver’s personal safety and potentially his life.

Limp Bizkit is the Limp Bizkit of the boy band world.

So this broad was Colin Kaepernick and Danny Chew, only you don’t agree with her politics? Sounds about right. Eviscerate away.

Crazy, huh. A person used to be able to be a complete asshat on Deadspin with no repercussions.

So Deadspin isn’t for caustic, sarcastic, and relatively humorous commentary any more? I still blame A.J. for all of this.

You’re the best human being ever. Thanks for setting all the negative commenters straight. Shouldn’t you be someplace yelling at people in a Kirk Cousins blog?

Thanks for posting this horse shit again. Now we can’t even watch a video that may clarify a point lost on most everyone in the western hemisphere.

Just did it again. You’re cute :)

I have. I’m pretty good at it too.

Try closing your mouth and breathing through your nose for once.

Maybe the other two guys covering him should have stopped him from making the reception. Maybe...

New cam follower, R8 coil packs, and Bosch double platinum plugs. Regular maintenance.

Well said.