The grass is green, the sky is blue, and Gawker would rather embellish the news rather than report it. Carry on.

No, but my parents have a red diesel Sportwagen with an auto. So.. all in the family.

Also stuck in grey. Also have manual wagon.

Too wrong. Is he related to Paul Walker?

My E91 doesn't bother me - because WAGON.

Fuck this dealership. Seriously.

I hope this guy gets rabies.

Is this a fucking shirt?!?

I just saw this live, and Lester Holt's expression afterwards was priceless. A wonderful 'what the fuck' moment for my wife and I.

It's Gregggggggg Popovich. He still hasn't finished.

You once got busy in a Burger King bathroom?

That letter was longer than most of Magary's columns.

Toledo (and northwest Ohio in general) will be FUCKED without Wrangler production.

I'm in Toledo, and came here to post the same sentiment. Toledo is FUCKED without the Wrangler.

will i am?

Nice to have you here, Mr. Goodell. Also, shut the fuck up now - we got your point the first four times.

Because passing on the right is what 'great' drivers do. Fuck this guy.

All GTIs came with solid lower grills. Any open grills are DIY or aftermarket (like mine, pictured)

I don't need credit for the tip I sent at 7:23am this morning. I'm good.

Yup, head gaskets are considered 'routine maintenance' on Rover V8s