By 'junk', you mean a faster car that corners better too?

Definite NP if the pans are good and there's a little wiggle room built into the price.

"I don't mean to be a dick, but..."

For $75K, this is a driver that I would have a lot of questions about. Tentative CP.

Fuck reading the article, you didn't even read the title?

Rosie Perez?

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here."

Currently: Some waste with no money bitches because somebody has a successful career.

I like it, and it's a NP for me now, but this was a $4K car 7 or 8 years ago.

"This pretty much asserts that BuzzFeed is terrible."

I'm jealous... I loved that thing. The frame tried to rust itself in half right in the middle. It sagged so bad, the outside door would open if you cornered too hard.

My first vehicle was a '78 Scout II - I'm still here, it is not.

Came here to post this. It's so good, I use one on my MKV GTI.

Peroxide Jesus was impressive. #OOOHH

Papa Joe's in Toledo. Black ceiling and dollar cans.

What did you write this with, a tomatoe?

Riding on OEM Disovery 1 LSE wheels, no less.

I'd like to fuck this guy's face with my fist.

Enough with the Michael Sam jokes already.