Its kinda funny this came up. I have a friend who's a cop. Detective to be exact and loves his job. He came into a decent amount of family money, not sure how much but it was a pretty good amount and after properly setting everything up with an accountant and financial planner he splurged and got a lightly used…

The only logical conclusion is that, on a subconscious level, he somehow wanted to be caught. Or he's just really, really, insanely, unbelievably stupid.

This is classic. It's almost unbelievable.

"we've stuck to our roots and have made our 4.0 v6 even better while sacrificing fuel economy and not upping performance. We also received all your letters asking for a small diesel and we have answered. Fuck you"

Personally, I'd take a Viper TA over the Z06. It's just so damned sexy.

Nice to meet you too!

That top one is the standard Z06 tire..

Fuck, nobody in my family has E28s. I guess I will go tell my parents to get divorced and abort me :(

*cries*

I'm going to do it...and you're going to love it! AHEM

Wait. So, a loaded v-6 cts is over 65 grand? No wonder they aren't moving.

It is interesting that he didn't feel the impact, but the extra weight probably wouldn't be noticeable, not while on the highway. In the grand scheme of things 5,000 pounds on the back of 80,000 isn't a big deal, especially if he didn't even have the awareness to feel the impact.

I don't know what they are complaining about. Look at that mileage!

I appreciate the wardrobe change to match the car color

I know a guy who has one of these. He owned his own company for years. He made money, but he did things that make no sense. Like, he decided he'd save money by not buying himself a new office chair for 15 years. So he duct taped his armrests back together when they fell apart. And proceeded to buy new suits every…

At least they're functional now. I think. I hope. Please god, I hope so.

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

The only problem is you can't order this one in brown. It would look like an actual poop.

I just hope he had that thing at the proper PSI.