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(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

Rod, is that you?

Neither. Test Drive Unlimited is the game it is most like.

Looking at that gif, I'm pretty sure the driving style is to just floor it and use guard rails and other cars as brakes.

Now, let's talk styling. No, the 996 isn't the most attractive car in the world. But when you go home tonight, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: Am I the most attractive human in the world? Of course you aren't. You're probably mediocre. You're probably in the bottom 50 percent, overall. In fact, and I…

That's because no owner actually drives it fast. Prius owners, on the other hand, save lots of money on gas.

It's very similar mechanically to the current Lexus GS, but you can get it with a V8 (in TRD trim). Therefore, it is more better.

Yes, if only there was some clue provided as to which was the actual reason.

Well, what Elio did was figure in that time exists in 6 dimensions and is therefore a cube.

85 sounds like a number that was picked out of the air. I'd have gone with 82 myself. 84 is number picked out of air minus 1. 82 sounds like you did some calculatin'.

Agreed. I like the bowtie in general, but it doesn't look all that good on the SS; the round badges on all of the Commodore variants look way better IMO.

Holden emblem on the grill or GTFO.

Yo, I heard that google is hiring and you can work from home. Hell, the guy who told me just bought a new BMW and he brings in $6,756 each check. He gave me a link to share.

Me: *runs away clutching a tear stained journalism degree*. I wish I had job security.

Fuck that, I'm buying a new car like either the GT350 or the M2 when that comes out. Hooray for engineering jobs!

Perhaps, but unlike the poser Hummer H1 or poser sports cars there's really no assumptions with Range Rovers anymore. No one just sees someone in a RR and assumes, "That person must drive off-road and adventure a lot!"

psst, I have a secret for you. All of the Lexus models are just Toyotas underneath.

Both cars have the RMS/IMS bearing issue. They probably picked them up cheap and dead.

ProTip: Don't use IE evar :p