“You know what’s more interesting than my Porsche? Instagram.”

When your priority is substance, Land Cruiser.

Excuse me.

eta: the video is even better ...

Doesnt look like the one they should be importing.

I found a good compromise.

palate tectonics

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

This is the car: BMW E38 740iL for $3,000 on the nose. Light on the humility, heavy on the sweat equity and "characterfulness"

Gay sex on the track

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

New York's hottest club is Ford's Snowkhana 3. This place has everything: A miniature Ken Block, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, a Despicable Me minion, Buzz Lightyear doing splits between two semi trucks, and powerslides.

As much as I wholeheartedly agree, I'm highly doubtful Toyota will deliver.

Vote: Suncoast Credit Union

"Just give me a sec to put down my can of Mountain Dew and brush the Cheese Puff crumbs from my neckbeard."

Kersh is the based God