What’s funny is that the number 69 can also be used to refer to a sex act.

This would have never happened to the guy from Flobots.

What was not covered, was the fact the handlebars were just delivered prior to the race in an ACME box by a coyote.

It’s a Pokémon.

the real story is “INCOMPETENT SEC DEFENSE CAN’T RECOVER FUMBLE IN 6 ATTEMPTS”

Trump’s base isn’t voting for a Jew to be President or VP.

Last I heard, he was trying to open a cream puff bakery in Haddonfield.

The Next Matt Stares

Alex Rodgers??

That video needs to be set to some sort of dramatic Space Odyssey-like lift-off music immediately.

“If only stodgy NFL coaches could be more like Klopp.”

They have plenty of technical talent for a recently promoted team (HTFC), so they should be a decent watch.

Good dog

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

Religion is going downhill fast.

She will probably ascend better than most too....