I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

I so wanted this to be them fighting eachother

Wait a second. I just looked at the stats for the Penguins during these same four games. Pens Average PIM/Game vs. Capitals: 14.75! Figures don’t lie but liars can figure, eh? Yeah, the Caps are getting the short end against the Pens while they have 5 and a half more minutes per game of penalties!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

DTJ does a slightly modified Murph. It takes him about thirty five minutes to have his manservant bring a gun from his personal armory, get up, take the elevator down to the laundry, and shoot an undocumented Irish person.

I mean he already helped ruin the NHL’s President’s Trophy

I’d love to but I can’t do them justice. I’ll try.

Back when 7/11 was new to the tour there were always a couple of community housing nights for the entire peloton. The afore mentioned dysentery? Yeah it hit at about 11:00 at night when they were all in a gymnasium for the night. The bathrooms were connected to the gym…

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

Is he sponsored by Quintana Poo or Shitmano?

Also, overall squatting.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I guess they couldn’t run out on to the fields with the white hoods on for safety reasons?

Having dealt with US Attorneys for decades, whenever I hear that Sally Yates or any other career DOJ prosecutor, or any other law enforcement bigwig is liberal, I about puke.

“Also helped that there wasn’t a delay of game called on Rust for laying down on the puck. Didn’t know you were allowed to have 2 goalies on the ice.”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Easy: they didn’t want the Raiders to be undefeated.

This report is inaccurate that the Dolphins were the only holdout. I own the Packers and I voted no.

Besides that the WCC has actually changed it’s tourney format to the detriment of Gonzaga and St. Mary’s by making them play in the quarterfinals instead of the old format that gave them byes directly to the semis. I imagine this is mostly in the hopes someone can knock both out and steal the league a third (or…