England doesn’t have blue in their flag.

I see 2017 will not be immune from celebrity deaths.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

“Will the mere modifier “unlikely” be enough to earn me angry emails from Blue Jackets fans”

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

It started when those shithead santas levied a 45% tariff against toys made in the south pole, as a punishment for mattel and hasbro moving manufacturing jobs there. Attacks against penguin immigrants in the north have been on the uptick ever since the christmas collapse of 2007, with the North Pole government blaming…

hey cool: where in Chapel Hill do you live? loved visiting.

Yeah, or Real Madrid loses tomorrow and Arsenal draws the defending champs instead. At this point I am convinced those are the only two possible outcomes.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

I was a band member in the fall of 96, the first year the band stopped playing The Stripper while Saybrook (also my college) did its thing.

The call came from student band leadership, which was annoyed with the tradition for several reasons, not from the (paid Yale functionary) bands director.

It’s Saybrook College, and that’s exactly what this was: the Saybrook Strip.

Mad Max: Furry Road

Not like he wasn’t warned.

Whambi

Good thing it didn’t have antlers—that would’ve been a much harrier situation.

I would feel bad, but he was already in, like, 800th place when that happened. Don’t want to get plowed by a deer? Be faster. That’s what I always say.

D’oh!

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”