I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

Really? Cat puns?? You fuckin’ pussy.

Jet fuel can’t heal sports hernia surgery

Coughlin waking right by Mara was the cleanest pass the Giants have had all season.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Actually, American Pharaoh was asked for comment, but he declined as he was just a little hoarse.

Affirmed.

Aww, that's cute. Someone thinks Spurs won't choke away a CL spot.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

If this guy is a protestor, Carly Fiorina is a presidential candidate.

Get your fucking act together MLS, only a bush league organization has a team in green playing a red one.

Wow. Dallas has the worst luck with shots taken in November.

RG3 made the same excuse about his Wounded Knee

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."