Never come to Washington, D.C. if you think that MTA is broken.

I’m still salty over LA not booing him when he came out with the Cup.

I’m a Giants fan. I’ve seen Geno play in person in the NFL. He can’t throw from outside the hash on the left side of the field and hit the sideline on the right side of the field. He can’t reach it if the pattern is more than a screen.

So this isn’t much of a story, but your numbers are entirely incorrect.

Washington Capitals PIM/game

5'11" 130lb coxswain here (in college), and I could go sub-8:00. Without working at getting better, just running and deciding that I would randomly test. This guy is weak sauce.

Bonino’s first goal was off of a rebound from his “shot” on net. It wasn’t much, but it was a shot.

I’ve never seen a hockey game like that, even at the college level. That was pure weirdness.

This is spectacular. Utterly spectacular. Thank you for posting!

I believe now is the time you write down more of these stories in the comments section.

He doesn’t seem miffed

Any fan that includes the Washington Senators baseball team n their “championship drought” is one that I instantly want to experience more and more failure.

Stop your silliness. Having TWO THOUGHTS? AT THE SAME TIME???

Fucking witchcraft.

Counterpoint: you’re absolutely wrong. Read the second one. He wasn’t racing hard or anything - he just fell at a slower speed.

Oh, there’s plenty of room for merging (I grew up with stop signs on 55mph highway entrances). It’s that morons here actually think that the merging car has right of way (seriously had this argument in my office).

Also a little known fun fact - cars in Maryland cease to function once water falls from the sky, and one…

That’s what native Marylanders claim - that it’s all of those out of staters ruining the driving around here.

Eff that noise. I’ve driven regularly in four different regions of the country. The reason the drivers here suck is because they don’t know how to drive. It made more sense driving in Afghanistan (not a joke).

But why the eff do flight attendents on foreign carriers not act the same way as American flight attendents? They’re faced with the same crap.

The Caps blow the playoffs every March. They rest no one. Holtby played 63 games. Odds he had 2 days off in a row at any point this season?

They’re getting beaten by an inferior team because they can’t skate with Toronto and refuse to play their own style.

It’s right there, Samer! Between the lines!

Damn.

“#2 pick in the NBA Draft. Like Michael Jordan.”
- Not Lavar Ball’s Burner Account

So that shit sandwich is how he got the mouth sores! It all makes sense!

Also, the Raiders winning a title is a funny thought.