While they should probably cut management salaries, the fact that the teams are in a “cut costs yesterday or else we shut down entirely” means that this won’t last.

That gif is the only gift I need.

You need to witness the US and Mexico throw down sir. That is definitely not performative.

“What bothers me is when American soccer fanaticism veers into a hyper-patriotic register that’s really more performative than anything else.”

Please tell me you’ve never experienced the English press and culture during a WC or Euro run. We’re fucking amateurs in this regard.

And nearly every Brexit poll showed the race too close to call. the analysts sucked. Not the polls.

I’m from the future. This bit him in the ass.

He is what Deadspin was created for. The ultimate dick joke.

And unlike his vasectomy, this cut might be permanent.

I read the entire NCAA complaint last night at my local Chili’s. Only took me about 30 seconds to finish AND clean up!

Pffft, I could go 0 for 12 in the Arizona Fall League

You forgot number 2:

Getting hit by a car... driven by Matthew Broderick

Can we get a marking of some sort denoting GOPers involed in a toss-up/lean status from Cook?

Far more interesting to see what the candidates like Ayotte who are really in a fight do.

Brandon Marshall definitely doesn’t want Geno Smith at QB. After all, he’s a WR and needs a QB that can reach him on a 10 yard button hook. On the fly.

The blue boot gets a touch just as Chamberlin swings through I think. It’s REALLY close

Oxlade-Chamberlin and Koscielny both struck the ball at the same time (the blue boot gets a touch) and are both onside at that moment. The handball was a judgment by the ref (his arms remain tucked and not extended). The ref was right there, as well, so he got the look he needed to make his judgment.

Now THIS is Deadspin.

Damn, Redford fixed the typo. Now this comment makes no sense. Woohoo!

Shit, he can strike the ball hard if he can bang one shot off of both crossbars!

Kansas mural - shit that happened.
Missouri mural - great book, but still not real shit.

I’m going with Kansas as the runaway victor

(pun intended)

Kevin, are saying DC cops have more training than DC cosmetologists? Make your untis equivalent, man!