My cynical hypothesis is that the Supreme Court may support the right to abort septic pregnancies so they can then turn around and say “See? Overturning R vs W wasn’t monsterous! We can have a common-sense compromise!”

He should tie the knot. And by that I don’t mean get married, but actually tie a knot in his penis.

So the Supreme Court is prepared to rule that a state can arbitrarily condemn women to death, and doing so is not a violation of any aspect of the due process clause of either the 5th or 14th Amendment. Sure, makes sense to me.

Pretty sure he wasn’t cast for his acting skills. It’s just a rumor, but I heard he might have it in good with the director...

Only in the hellscape that is the United States as brought to you by the ghouls at the Federalist Society would we be having legitimate court battles on whether or not states can prevent doctors from performing abortions when lives are at risk. The judge in Texas who wrote about “the welfare of unborn children” must…

two phrases that never go together.

Not a racist bone in her body. Her cartilage and other soft tissue though? Racist af.

“It took me 32 years to build my reputation, and less than two hours to destroy it,” he sniffed.

The Venn diagram of people who use the term “cancel culture” and those who are racist is a circle.

I’ve heard of/seen where people dump a tub of Gatorade on someone at a game (which, weird but whatever).

Francisco Lindor.

Fuck organized sports and fuck the South.

If I assaulted a co-worker at a meeting or party, I’m pretty sure I’d be hustled out of there and likely fired.

Non-zero chances = not slim enough.

Jeez guys; you physically assault one person in front of thousands of witnesses and people go crazy saying stuff like, “that guy should face consequences for physical assault.”

A moderate party that believes in free trade, reasonable regulations and tax law, environmentalism, futurism, public safety, and evidence-based policy exists.

This was roundly predicted when he signed this piece of performative bullshit in the first place. It doesn’t stand up to the slightest bit of Constitutional scrutiny.

Isn’t it sad when Nazis are ashamed to be Nazis?

I’ll eat my fucking hat if the GQP can point to a single factual instance of anyone telling a room full of white people “you should be ashamed of yourselves now for things that happened a few hundred years ago” in a corporate training or classroom setting.  

The photo accompanying the article is hilarious. A Republican standing at a podium with the words “Election Integrity” is like the Taliban standing at a podium with the words “Religious Tolerance”, or a Chinese government official standing at a podium with the words “Freedom of Speech”, or Trump standing at a podium…