Yeah, that’s a small baton, not a pen.  lol

More quickly shifting ‘firmly-held’ beliefs... lmao.

I’d honestly be surprised if we even see Roberts join the liberals on this one, even though it’s something he would traditionally do... mostly because I think the other conservatives have fallen firmly under Thomas’ influence and control. They don’t agree with Roberts, and have spent most of their lives waiting for…

Forgive me for not valuing the opinion of the insurrectionist/treason party... now get back to Truth, I’m sure the Golden Blob is missing one of his idiots.

I’m more impressed that he was able to keep his mask on publicly for as long as he did... 32 years of lying to everyone’s face is nothing to sneeze at!

“Officer, I was demonstrating how dangerous drunk driving is... and I could only do that by driving drunk!”

You can absolutely know what’s in a persons heart... you just have to remove it, examine it and then document your findings.

This is like saying ‘someone who drinks too much’ instead of calling someone a drunk... a distinction without a difference, and the drunk isn’t going to agree with either label.

But SHOULD you be fired for assaulting a coworker during the company picnic?

“It’s like when I taught and students would get suspended for something that detention or in-school would have sufficed.”

This is the level of nuance I expect from a Republican voter.  Everyone alive is a liar, friend... so I can only assume that you never vote.

You’re a saint!  Thank you!

Or you kill yourself because your father blames you for killing your mother.

This works well if the cop doesn’t immediately approach you as though you’ve recently murdered someone, or are smuggling drugs, simply because you’re: young, male, a minority, struggle with anxiety, have a fear of authoritarians or aren’t willing to have your rights violated because it’s ‘easier’.

To be fair, he did tweet out a picture of him and his girlfriend once... /s

I absolutely adore people who try to find ways to demonize or mock therapy... because it’s abundantly clear that looking inward and working to be healthier is such a terrifying prospect that even seeing others do it causes them to panic and start lashing out.

“Although one may feel inclined to pity Davidson, he also taunted West once the news broke about him hooking with with Kardashian back in February.”

Them deciding they need to avoid announcing who the next BP is makes me entirely confident that they are going with Letitia Wright and don’t want to deal with the backlash before release.

Age: 9

Counterpoint:  Getting an abortion for any reason is fine.  People trying to control others are fascists, like yourself, and would do well to get entirely fucked.  I’ll die before I bow to your religion.