Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

So I’ll get my pr people to call your pr people and we’ll organise a party for instagram. Don’t worry, Ill have photographers and filter pros on hand. Do you know any black girls? We need at least one at the party so I don’t look racialist.

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Love Taylor

Why can’t Rachel Dolezal and Belle Gibson interview each other? Would it be like an ourobos swallowing its tail? Or more like an interview fractal?

Inspired by the Rachel Dolezal Method of non-answers.

From the time she was first born, she was always raised as being currently a 26 year old. It’s a parenting/life strategy.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

She deserves to decide that for herself.

Dunham may not be everyone’s cup of tea but I would say interning for a best-selling author, successful showrunner, actress, and television writer is pretty goddamn good for a 16-year-old.

Are you sure it isn’t how other men will see him? Men have a pretty serious pecking order amongst themselves, and being girly isn’t going to get them anywhere.

Ironically, this is what I’d say when being truthful. It’s basically my honest but nice way of saying “Dude, it’s big enough to get me off, but this whiny self-doubt about your dong is really drying me out...”

Fine! I’m 6’1. Alright? You happy? But I’m 6’5 in heels.

She absolutely did not do that.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

I’ve had lawsuits in the past and cannot deal with another one.

Wait I don’t understand.. are you don’t want to pay $600 to drape this beige fabric around yourself? Or $1,000 to wear this bath mat made of what I can only assume is discarded synthetic wigs as a vest?

You’re going to get a lot of shit for this, but I agree with a lot of your points. I think that she clearly has some very serious mental health problems and has clearly made a lot of mistakes, but at least a lot of the work she did when she was in the middle of all of this was good.

I don’t disagree that what Dolezal was doing was wrong, but completely aside from that...why is a specific internet commenter’s black woman’s POV more important than Keri Hilson’s black woman POV, or any other black woman’s POV? We know that women, black women, or any other “group” of people are not a monolith and do…

Bitch, please. Don’t tell me that my POV, and the POV of my mother, my grandmothers, my great-great grandmothers, my aunts, my cousins, my sisters—biological, legal, and social—is unimportant to me. I will step on your long dress and make your pearls choke your throat.