Ah I get it...it’s wrong because you say so!

You called babies a consequence, what do you think punishments are?

So, people should only have to face the consequences of pregnancy... but everything else doesn’t matter? Why? What makes pregnancy different than every other consequence in the world? Where are you drawing these lines?

That’s some grade A logic there. So, if someone gets in a car accident because they weren’t paying attention to the road, and suffer a broken limb... you believe they should have to live with a broken limb for the rest of their life, and receive no medical treatment, because they need to live with the consequence,…

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Least sexy threesome, ever.

The weddings are ridiculous. I encourage all my wife's friends to elope.

I am perfectly ok with voting for Hilary. I just hope she is able to recognize that votes of necessity are not the same as votes of support/trust, and she will have to win people over during her presidency.

#GirlIGuessImWithHer Protip: Just imagine that a large number of those awful “Hillbots” (and BernieBros, while we are at it) on the internet are actually AltRight trolls* purposefully trying to divide the left, either because they are Trump supporters or because they are just intolerable assholes. Voting for Hillary…

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

Yeah, you don’t realize how much life revolves around alcohol until you actively try to abstain. I know when I was an active alcoholic (i.e., still drinking), I was egging people on because I wanted other people to drink like I did so I could hide how much deep down I knew I was drinking alcoholically.

Happy to see this feature on Jezebel. Kind of a coincidence, but I just finished reading Blackout a few days ago.

Well christ on a cracker, isn’t this fortuitous?! I’m about to go off to my first AA meeting in over 25 years. It was NA for me back then, because I didn’t “like”alcohol until my 30s! Now I’m all grown up, having shed the really fucked up drugs, and taken on the glory of booze. I’ve been unemployed for a long time,…

He really should have just owned them like Jewel did.