How does one begin to do that? That works regularly in scripted tv shows/movies, but whenever I see a beautiful woman and contemplate that wonderfully stupid scenario where she is totally accepting and open to a complete stranger hitting on her in the produce section, it goes like this in my head:

So. Fucked. Up.

At least they aren’t showing the episode and it’s a semi-happy ending. Jess is a starfucking asshole.

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

OMFG. Prince Harry and his Grandma? My Grinchy heart just grew 3 sizes and now I don’t know what do with myself :(

The world would be a better place in general if this is how all people fought on social media

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

I am, occasionally, suprised that capes have not made a come back. Just think of how awesome we would all look leaving a place when we’re in a hurry.

May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.

Mills was accused of approaching a sister of slain Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto during a charity race in November and angrily claiming the shootings never took place.

I’m sure that there are mental health issues involved here; this guy may be sick in the head. Or maybe he’s just the world’s biggest asshole, sometimes it’s hard to discern the difference. If he’s sick I hope he gets help, if he’s the world’s biggest asshole I hope he gets tossed behind bars for some inevitable…

He fought against dildos. Why did this just become the most shocking thing about him to me? Let the people have their sex toys, Ted Cruz.

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

I couldn’t even hate-fuck that man.

I’m with you on the behavior of a lot of Sanders supporters ... but what you’ve described is a problem you have with Sanders supporters. I don’t get the conflation of the man with some of his shithead supporters. A lot of Trump supporters are shitheads, too, but that isn’t why I’m not a Trump supporter ...

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

For many years I felt I wore the costume of a together person. I was hiding, very close to the surface, an extremely traumatized person. Everyone seemed happier than me and existed in a state of ease. I felt I was lurking in their world—white, middle class, educated, a sense of ease about it all. And I felt my mask…

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.