How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?

i tried to make this argument and was shouted down by a chorus of “BUT THE BISCUITS”

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

In my mind, Russell didn’t lunge at Tomlin so much as she allowed him to continue being conscious. I could totally see her kicking his ass, “Clooney” style.

And he had the NERVE to yell at her that she’s an adult, “not a fucking baby” all the while oblivious to what a toddler he’s acting like. What an unbelievable fucking asshole.

Coming from a fellow lady, I think it’s fun to indulge a partner’s request, for me it’s definitely a turn on to know I’m turning him on...... and I’d hazard a guess plenty of guys will reply to you and tell you he will probably find anything hot. But doing what he says he wants all the time when you’re up for…

I just bought a Star Wars nightgown for 15 bucks at Walmart to make him laugh. Do you think that counts?

In a long term relationship? Definitely.

I’m very surprised by the emphasis on incorporating lingerie as the part of sex that makes both men and women happy. . .my husband and I tend to be wearing our flannel pajamas and then . . .not wearing our pajamas for sexy times. We’re not opposed to lingerie, just lazy. Informal survey — does anyone actually say “let…

I am currently renewing my passport if only to get across the border. Thanks Cape Breton Island, eh!!!!

but using innocent children for gain ........

Think you could have reached out to the campaign and asked if they specifically did anything to help that family, as she has been meeting people on the trail and trying to match them up with services they need.

Forgot to add: this is clearly 1000000000 miles better than any of the Republican candidates, the polar opposite of Cruz telling a woman he’d deport her to her face. But that’s a pretty fucking low bar!

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

It really is such a specific shade. It’s like they all desperately wanted to be Jennie Garth in 90210, circa 1990.

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

What a cool moment for her.