Or maybe he fucking sucks in bed and she's too nice to tell him.

She never intended for anybody to be HURT. Dead, yes, but not merely "hurt".

BREAKING NEWS: I saw the human Ken Doll out at Progress Bar during Pride a couple of weekends ago here in Chicago. He had a shirt cut down to his sternum and I could not stop staring at his faux pecs. His fecs, if you will. Related news: I was very sad that I recognized him. I've been watching too many things like My…

Something I noticed when I trained for my first marathon last year was the wide variety of body types I saw in my training group. There were the typical skinny tall guys and gals with six-packs, but there were also overweight 50-year-olds, new moms with a little extra baby weight, and plenty of muffin tops (my own…

I find it incredibly interesting that throughout all of this, she's consistently failed to mention that UT-Austin didn't reject her outright. They offered her a chance to attend one of its system campuses (UT-Dallas was floated as the best option), earn at least a 3.2 GPA during her freshman year (she maintained a…

Judging by this story, all of our mothers would be arrested if you grew up in the 60's and 70's.

Yes. It is completely fucked that you think a woman backed into a legal corner by poverty shouldn't be the subject of charity.

I generally find these types of shows a bit silly, but this was an amazing display of athleticism. I wouldn't have made it past the first obstacle.

What do you mean 50 years ago?

Amen; anything to do with any religion at any cost is a penny too much!

Wow… my sister and I often played at the local park all day during the summer while my parents worked while growing up. We had a neighbour who we would go to for lunch, band-aids and bathroom breaks, but otherwise we happily played in the sun with all the other kids. It was great, and I have never once felt like my…

"Shit like this is why women would rather make up an elaborate lie involving a fake phone number or a fake husband who knows karate than simply tell a man "no."

"Sex is great, but only between people who are married to each other"

You must be thinking of someplace else. El Pollo Loco doesn't serve fried chicken.

I don't want to agree with this. I really don't want to.

Not that you care, but I didn't have sex until after I was married. Do you want to know what having sex changed about my relationship?

Buddy. Why are you saying sex dramatically intensifies a relationship if you've never had any?

Much Words. Such Smugness. Wow.

Before settling on "Protect Women's Health from Corporate Interference Act", Murray and Udall considered the following alternate names: