You might mention this is a promotional video for Friskies. I mean, it's a nice video (shades of Henri the French cat), but it's also advertising. Not simply someone's creative endeavour.

I live in Seattle, which is a pretty small big city. The Cafe Racer shooting was a big shock, and I think people here are incredibly grateful to him for having the cohones to stop the shooter, who would surely have wounded or killed more people. I think it's shitty that you guys are going after the people who are…

I know! If you substitute the animals, this is how I pose for pics with my dad:

"When you're a woman, fear is a fact of life."

Mine is really obnoxiously sugary-sweet. It was on my birthday, and me and a group of friends were supposed to go out, and no one showed up, except for my best friend. He told me "hey, it's your day and it belongs to nobody else but you. Want to play some video games?" And what happened next was incredible. We got to…

To be fair though, I think girls have this too. That whole "feeling like no one attracted to you" is basically every girl's life. I constantly worry about the fact I've only been on two dates in the last year, and obsess about what I did to not be called again. Did I not have enough makeup? Did I have too much and…

Don't "suffer injustice". I believe I have posted this here before but if not, here goes the Cliff Notes version:

Like what? A pension?

Wouldn't that be more accurately labeled as "Full Term C-Section Barbie"?"

You're looking for logic in religion. Stop before you hurt yourself.

I hope to hell she ended up with the hot dude who actually appreciates EVERY aspect of her.

If this is your honest, educated opinion maybe teaching isn't for you.

1. I haaaaaaate flash mobs

I've been doing stand up for about a year. I've always wanted to do it and so I made 29 my year of 'doing shit that scared me but that I'd regret not ever doing." It's fun! You just have to keep doing it and get on stage and push through the times you don't think you're doing so great. Also: always record yourself and…

I need to build a stone wall, rebuild a truck engine, chop a tree with my bare hands, and replace the entire supply of Kleenex at home just because of this video.

So beautiful. What a tremendous gift!

Shamelessly weeping. Thanks Mark - we should never miss an opportunity to cry (My Mom <—- always right).

Well now I've got a beard soaked with tears.

Thanks, Mark. You wrecked my mascara.