Please tell me you dumped him immediately for his stupidity.

Mark, I have been having issues logging in to Jezebel for months and NOW you’re forcing me to log in?

I wasn’t raped, but was sexually abused for 8 years.

The Church of Satan is looking better and better every day... to protect the rights of those of us who are non-Christian.

I am so going to watch this!

I feel sorry for a lot of you responding. I would give anything to hear my mom’s voice on the phone again. Nothing, I repeat, nothing ever replaces that personal contact short of human touch from someone you love.

Until your child decides to out-embarrass you. I can never embarrass my son. He out does me every time.

Aww, thank you! :)

Your Mom is simply awesome! Give her an extra hug from me, if you can. This made me smile so big and remember similar situations with my Mom.

He/She is completely adorbs! I’d date him/her/it!

That looks like Amy from Amy’s Baking Company! It even has the crazy eyes! Didn’t she also have several cats?

I have a few ideas. I hope they help.

I hate to admit it but my first thought after reading the headline was, Please don’t let this be in California!” Sorry, Michigan!

Oh, Isabel. I went down the rabbit hole and followed the links to find the tributes to you. There are so many people that loved you. There are so many people that miss you. There are so many people that didn’t know you that wish you were still here (myself included).

Call me a bleeding heart or whatever you want, but my heart breaks for all involved. For both the daughter and father. Bad decisions all around.

No. We don’t all watch the show. Some of us don’t have cable. I genuinely enjoy the clips.

Our mutual babysitter told me he was newly engaged 1 week after our divorce was final, because he didn’t have the guts to do so. When I confronted him by asking, “Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?” he proceeded to berate me for using ‘that language’ in front of our 1 year old son. Like a 1 year old is ever going to…

Nuh-uh! The sexiest men are ones who have confidence but not arrogance, and who love their ladies.

Nooooooo!

I agree wholeheartedly, but there is something endearing about Channing Tatum filming this. But yes, OMG, give me RDJ any day (could be he’s in my age group and I grew up with him)!