Super cheesy? Absolutely . But I still laughed

Oaklawn sounds more like the name of a cemetery

Mr. Collins, may I remind you of two words?

Oh Gemmabeta! I don't comment a lot, but I do see a lot of yours and star them appropriately. But this has to be one of my favorites from you!

Go, Jada! You stand up straight and strong! You have many survivors behind you .

This needs to be cross-posted on all Gawker blogs, post haste.

Exactly this! Why in hell did they not file a report? Isn't that standard for any police interaction, let along a police shooting?

I'm really offended that you would think women can't...

I am not a Triscuit. I'm actually a Cheeto.

As long as you're not a seal, because. .. penguins!

Aside from a lot of the truly asinine comments here, I applaud Colin Farrell for speaking out about his own brother and all other LGBT people, and for making this a global issue. Thank you, Mr. Farrell.

Your comment made tears stream down my face. For several reasons.

Mark, you always make my week/day oh-so-much easier with your squee videos. Thanks for the face hurting smiles and lightening up the garbage in the world!

My boyfriend and I had this exact conversation the other day. He wanted me to know that men weren't just about being "fed and drained. " Of course, I already knew this, but he wanted me to know it.

Adopt-A-Kitty/Puppy Play Room! I love this idea! As long as said adoptive parents are supervised, because...

"Walk out that door? "

OMG! Every city on the face of the earth needs a Kitten (or Puppies!) Therapy Box (as long as the kitties can go home to their forever family every day).

Darth Vader killed me! "I am your father!"

As a woman who has been cat called too many times to count over all stages of her life, I found this hilarious! Maybe you should lighten up, because it's a parody?

No. Words. Absolutely zero.