I’d appreciate it if you’d stop posting pornography on this website. Some of us have to work on Saturdays.

Who else is looking forward to performing precision braking around a bunch of cones for hours before you can race anything worthwhile?

Seconded.

“Just as kneeling during the national anthem is somehow an insult to not only the flag, but also to the military, the police and also to first responders.”

Stephen Miller is such a weak bitch ass punk he once jumped into a girls track race at his high school in California to show that men were stronger than women. I mean that is a level of bitchassness that I cannot fathom. I bet Miller got turned down by some Black or Hispanic teenage girl and has never gotten over it.…

I hate to be pedantic, but they stopped being scooters when they decided to participate in the breaking down of storefront windows. Now they’re sclooters and I just can’t get on board with that.

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.

Another case of mutually-assured Karenism.

In case anyone cares, this is my 1500th post here on these good Jalopnets. Thanks everyone for reading. 

Honestly, he didn’t look that angry. As in, this felt calculated in a way to further normalize the country into the idea that press conferences will be cancelled or ended abruptly if the president doesn’t like the line of questioning.

You know, I don’t get all judge-y over “alternative” folks being all alternative (my feeling is: to each their own so long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone else), but I will call out pretentious, idiotic bullshit when I see it. I see it here...in spades...and in droves. I’m sick of rich assholes seeking…

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

Not easy for the crew being up there.

They have a phrase about the people on cruises:

I definitely think it’s one tourist industry we can let die. That and hiking Mt. Everest. You wanna talk about polluting and defacing one of the wonders of the world?... Everest trekkers are some of the worst.

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

Oh look, a perfect excuse to share my favorite AMV of all time:

My apologies if my opinion ruffles any feathers, but I think they the next time they do a Star Wars trilogy they should have some idea of where it’ll end up before they start off, because this trilogy was disjointed to the point of being off-putting.

Sweetie, it’s bottom-shelf GIN. Have fun! 

It’s also par for the course when Elon Musk’s old business partner uses Hulk Hogan as a vehicle to sue your parent company into bankruptcy over a private vendetta, after which you are bought by a private equity firm that gives absolutely zero fucks about what your organization does, the people who work there, or…