GatDAMN, do I wish.

Indeed. Also roped the wife in, too. She was duly unimpressed.

So am I, friend. So. Am. I... ugh.

It’s taken me three rounds to watch that fucking atrocity of a movie. Three. I’ve never seen anything with plot holes the size of Jupiter in it (aside from the other Bay Transformers movies). Stonehenge was the centre of Pangea?...

Let’s not forget that PETA had a spate of ads portraying young, naked women as “meat,” too. PETA is just a fucking bag of shit. No matter what they do.

I’m just gonna say it. It’s a fucking ugly, ugly car. Bloated, fat, droopy... useless rear doors... Fuck that thing. Give me wagons or give me death, I say.

Just two camera angles, a stilted delivery, and a whole lot of hot air. Good grief.

I made it to 4 minutes of that interview. This boy is a complete idiot. The 3-5 year old kids that I teach? Have more sense than him. And THEY think that a set of undies with a y-front = pocket.

Visually this car is a fucking mess. The front end hilariously pointy, and it looks like you could flip a Brinks truck with it. All of the holes, and slashes are just too damn much (as has been said below), and it’s just trying too damn hard. Fuck.

As someone who is getting real damn tired of transit here in Vancouver, I’d seriously consider learning to ride a motorcycle and get the correct license for either of those bikes!!!

Jesus Lord. This is why I come to The Root. The absolutely beast level of shade that gets pitched around here is legendary!!

After keeping up with all of the coverage on SEMA this past week, I certainly have my fav’s. Button’s Ferrari 328, the Corruptt Mustang and it’s Ferrari v8, the Tesla powered backdate Porsche and Road Rage from the Roadster Shop as well as the 1931 Ford from Stanceworks with the Coyote engine. That is my personal top…

Bring back the 928?? Cause that would make for a killer re-imagination of that car.

This. Is quite true, and you are correct.
BUT! I contend that if one wanted to, one could hypothetically take that RSR engine, re-tune it, and get the noise (and flames?) that they want.

The engine in the current RSR is an absolute monster. Put THAT motor into the 935, and you’ll have the madness you seek!

Kim K. ain’t got NOTHING on Bowsette. She failed to “break” the internet, while Bowsette totaled it.

Back at the end of July, as part of our Honeymoon in Paris, my wife and I rented a car from Sixt, to take a nice road trip over to Stuttgart and the Porsche Museum. Back here in Vancouver a few months before our trip, I had selected the Ford Focus class of vehicles (Renault Megane, Citroen C4, etc.). When we got to…

Raph, honest question here: What did you use to take photos? They are... er... rather difficult to look at.

I had a fit of giggles with the whole “Charizard” Viper thing.

The wife and I are heading over there in July, and I just might try to buy a bottle as the trip to the Porsche museum is a bucket list item for us!!!