The U.S. had about four of their first five chances wiped out by bad calls/no calls.

Dive enough times, eventually one will go your way.

He made the correct call there (well, between him and the linesman he managed to make the correct call).

I found the book quite dull in comparison to the series.

Art Garfunkel?

No kind of American I ever known would use the word "Steward."

Are you fucking kidding me? Please make a cogent argument for the case that it wasn't.

Don't tread.

What game were you watching? Germany got lucky on their goal, and after the first 15 minutes USA was the better team.

just in case one dies, you've got an extra in the trunk

His instructor is apparently Mao Zedong......

The ask.fm account, if it is indeed his, is answering questions about being trans, from the perspective of a trans person. I am old and I don't really know what ask.fm is, and it seems to be populated by morons (not the person answering, but many of those asking.) So... yes?

Is anyone surprised by this? R. Kelly sucks.

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Rub'd Solo much? :)

When asked to comment, customs officials said, "Mmmph mmph mmm."

like mexico city, where fans at azteca will literally throw bags and cups of piss at you? brilliant.

Bedoya has been our only competent midfielder IMO

We're not a big fan of the 'pass'

You're 100% right, but how much smug satisfaction does it fill you with to be the person that starts the "Cue the trolls..." post? It's like the new "FIRST" for SJW's.