Hopefully because he’s behind bars or dead. 

Every person/company involved in planning and executing this wedding had better demand full payment up front before lifting a fucking finger.

Pretty much my late teens and early 20s were spent with middle aged guys. I thought it meant I was super special and mature because why else would a guy in his 30s want to date a 19 year old? I was pretty but not bright. 

And now he’s the creepy weirdo without a monkey! (I have an ex like that.)

Most people I know who watch Friends at this point tend to put it on in the background (the way someone else might put on headlines news on Mute, or Youtube channel of 12 hours of looking at salt water aquarium in 4k,) or to sleep. It is, for many people, just a safe, unchallenging, vanilla thing to have of it—it’s an…

nice try. LDR earned the criticism she received in this write-up and many others, fair and square. i don’t know how to tell you this, but leveling reasonable criticisms at a public figure isn’t immoral. in your first reply to me you made a (bold lol) statement that lana’s music will stand the test of time; well if…

Woah. Hugh Grant was on Fresh Air last month promoting “The Undoing” and he lit into Boris Johnson over Brexit and other things. It was wonderful. Apparently wrote him emails etc about what an asshole he thinks Johnson is.

I hear Ivanka will be available. She’s definitely a NYC girl.

I bet he’ll convince them that one of the rooms in that mansion can be set up as a recording studio (he can either charge Comedy Central for renos or write some of it off his taxes), and work remotely with a small crew of stringers for several episodes - maybe two a week? One full week a month? This especially makes…

Chrissy, welcome to the horse girl club.

“Can we make this Sex and the City reboot sound worse?”

I like this wholesome, very British thrist-trap. Liz Hurley, all fresh out of her tub of virgin blood, and holding homemade preserves right next to the preserves her momma made. MORE!

Maybe they can have Jenner kill someone with her car on her way to a Trump rally and they can all have a laugh about it.

She’s scum.

What is this

She’s just a black hole of charisma and I can’t see anyone choosing to listen to her for more than ten minutes, not that she would have that much to say in the first place 

Going straight for a Senate seat, huh? That’s a bold choice Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for her.

i think you may be a real life teenager so i’m just going to say, if you’re going to stan lana don’t mention her racial tone-deafness even to defend it, it’s going to ruin what could otherwise be a fun harmless teenage fixation by attracting people who want to have a serious discussion. just listen to the music you…

you and the OP need to learn to read. i didn’t say shit about lana, i was around for her tumblr heydey and i’m like a decade over it at this point. what i said was, flocking to barely-used comment sections is sad stan behavior and is embarrassing. your time is better spent in twitter feuds, at least people look at that

someday you’ll be embarrassed about this stan behavior, same as i am about burning a photo of avril lavigne in 8th grade because she was a “fake punk”