Those two are trying too hard right? It’s not just me, but they’re... a lot, right?

Since you've finally gotten away from them physically, can you go no contact? Or are there some family members that you are trying to keep contact with?

On that note, I know it’s a pandemic and it can be hard to get out to the barber/stylist (I solved this by simply clipping my hair myself down to Marine Corps standards) but all the guys out there who’ve let their beard go as long as their hair... I know y’all were shaving regularly before this shit hit. Shave that…

You need to make a clean break.  Block them on social media, block their phone numbers, cut them out of your life completely. 

You need to post pictures of you and the Bartender having wine at the castle, and visiting the botanical gardens, etc. and tag them. And/or then block them on your social media.

Second. No one in the history of ever has said “I sure wish I could have kissed you platonically!”

I love it when little kids line up all their toys. It’s a fun little inventory, and I feel like they always have a specific order. 

That was definitely a more than friends thing. No one says that to someone who’s just a friend “oh I wish I could kiss you on the cheek.” That would be creepy!

LOL it’s so cute how you think having more subscribers would make spotify inclined to pay artists more

I laughed so loud I probably scared my neighbors

Once Tom Hollandest comes along, those two will barely cross your mind.

Vow renewals are the kiss of death to a marriage. 

Didn’t Seal and Heidi do a similar public gesture just before they split? A renewal ceremony or something?

now throw in some hollandaise sauce and you’ve got a trifecta of confusion.

I always get Tom Holland and Tom Hollander confused. It’s disconcerting.

I have a massive playlist of Virtual Fireplace videos, everything from your basic merry crackle to massive thunderstorms to creepy ghost sounds. Have also been into bubbly aquariums lately.

I got such a kick out of messing with my kids on this. I put it on for a while, and every ten minutes or so they’d come running screaming excitedly that they had SEEN OLAF! on the fireplace. And I’d come back like “what are you talking about? It’s just a fireplace video.”

“Attractive and famous” does not automatically equal “good partner/spouse.”  ScarJo seems like she could be...tedious.

I wouldn’t wish that ring on my worst enemy. Far me it from me, super single girl, to tell everyone how to live their lives, but on the other hand if you’ve already had one broken-off engagement maybe give the next relationship a year to develop first ?? 

My husband and I were under a year from first official date to wedding day (11 months). And we’re on year ten and doing just fine, even through the pandemic when we can’t get the hell away from each other. And I also had a previous whirlwind engagement that went nowhere, a la Pete Davidson, so I get that too!