Great. The government will spend an extra $50 million on Secret Service so Jill can make $100K a year contribute to society by doing a job she doesn’t need (at least not for monetary reasons,) and continue to live her life despite her husband’s decision to go back into public service.

Cool. I can’t imagine expecting a First Gentleman or whatever he’ll be called to ditch his life’s work in deference to his wife’s career, so why should she? And here’s to our next first couple (after the Bidens, I mean):

Fuck off. Why should she sideline her own career in deference to her husband’s? The woman wants to work. She earned a doctorate in pursuit of that work. She has every right to keep working and to be paid for that work.

Maybe save the complaints for when she makes the Secret Service buy merch at the bookstore. You know, like Trump charging them for literal drinking water at the clubhouse.

Not even remotely a close comparison.

Um?

I’m not saying it was good, but he was hardly sucking on her toes. He was pretending to blow on her foot as a trumpet, and she was wearing her shoes the whole time. This was meant to be humor, not kink. Even if you didn’t find it funny, there doesn’t seem to be any call for overreacting to the point of writing an…

Looks like Homer is checking Marge’s shoes for dogshit, unless his thing is specifically sucking toes through the Converse.

For me the added lack of an audience really adds to the terror.

Heh I started doing that because she was accused of trying to sound ethnic with that name. She used to go by Lizzie Grant. Should have stuck with that.

i don’t give af whose bed she ends up in, but this breathy singing style she's cursed us with needs to die 

I usually don’t post anything in Dirt Bag but unexpected news brings us something new every hour so here it is:

Its because websites like this one make it sounding they said the opposite of what she said.

This is exactly what she meant. Anyone who knows anything about Brie outside of one snippet of an interview knows what she was saying.

She's like everyone's favorite lesbian. All the actual Brie fans know this.

Yeah, how dare someone so pretty in the traditional, white, European-centric sense also have self image issues! You sound like the beauty equivalent of nerd gatekeepers - “she couldn’t possibly have suffered the way we suffered because she was popular.” “She’s too attractive to be a hardcore gamer/nerd.” “I suffered…

I like how the bullshit artist who wrote this made sure to quote the response to a question, and not the question itself.

You’re upset that somebody who was brigaded for 2 years straight for a single comment about representation in film criticism decided to word a statement more carefully in the future?

It seems to be “Shit on White Woman Day” across the boards on 11/5.

Pretty sure she means that she personally doesn't believe that a beauty standard should exist as it's a harmful thing, but her wording is awkward. It's kind of obvious from the context, so you have to be willfully looking for a bad message to just focus on that one phrase.

The second bitter screed of the day, attacking a white woman who is by every possible measure, the type of ally that Jezebel demands to have.