I’m just wondering how he’s going to cover that tattoo. Bird feathers? Flowers? Turn it into a zombie face? Make them look spooky scary? Butterfly? Angel wings?

I feel confident that young Beckham’s marriage will last forever...

Yes, this. Maybe we should be more like France, where you have two ceremonies-the first is the legal union, and the second (not required) is religious.
I have always been a bit uncomfortable when a religious officiant says “by the power vested in me by the state of...I now pronounce you ...”

I hope that the fallout from this investigation hits Ivanka hard enough that she will never be able to run for public office.  Sam with her brothers.  They’ll probably always be grifters, but they should all be prevented from holding public office.

First thing I thought: so many POC folks in Florida get murdered by cops arriving for Baker Acts. White privilege man.

Parscale...

A few folks have pointed out that financial institutions that have loaned Trump money are now looking at the previously unfathomable situation of having to foreclose on the signature properties of the sitting President of the United States. Should Trump win re-election, there is a 100% chance either the DOJ or…

I’m sorry you are going through this with your mom. It’s good that you can find something to take your mind off of things just a bit. I worked for a hospice agency for a number of years, and we always recommended that caregivers and loved ones focus on caring for themselves, too. It’s so much more important than many…

GBBO is getting me through all the things right now. I watched last nights episode as soon as it dropped on Netflix, and it wove itself into a dream of me being sequestered in the tent with them as a dishwasher trying to sneak cake off cuts. All that for the chance to win a cake plate and flowers. ( I so would!)

Seriously. I work with a bunch of French people and I can guarantee you while she is wringing her hands about doing all the “good” work, they are outside smoking, texting their lovers and saying, “I can’t believe zis American eediot is doing all our work for us! What should we get for lunch?”

I’ve participated in hires where we literally said “Ooh, this fresh grad is so enthusiastic and eager! Let’s use that for our benefit before life stomps it out of them!”

Being a student at a small, midwestern university, I never thought something like this would happen to me. But then, today, some stranger on the Internet called me a young punk and I felt something I’ve never felt before...

Yeah as someone who is a little older and more established in my field, I’m more than happy to let recent grads who want to prove themselves by doing all the work, do all the work. That was my first thought. If LW’s colleagues are such highly educated multilingual polymaths, I doubt they even feel the need to compete…

Well, the writer is just in their twenties.
Just keep on living and you will get your share of suffering and set-backs.

Jesus christ we’re at previously unseen levels of humble brag. “Oh my god my life is great and I am great at it and I have my dream job and live in Paris but don’t know if I deseeerrrrvveee iiiittttt!”

No sex but plenty of jerking off.

American work culture is unique. We are probably the only country in the world that is obsessed with others believing we have a good work ethic. Even in Asian countries where people work an obscene amount of hours, they are not doing it because they want to be better than their peers.

I think this is entirely about you…

Here’s hoping that since she has a sensible mother she won’t go the Kendall Jenner route. I’d love to hear a celebrity offspring is going to study molecular biology or similar. 

Kristen, you really thought it was interesting? That you put a carefully curated persona on TV/InstaTwat that was scrubbed of any of the “if you only knew” stuff, and you find it interesting that people only thought your life was a “couples goal” relationship?