That’s adorable. I’m going to consider it for my non-existent daughter. Now I just need to remember it for about 7 years...

I think you are thinking about them exactly the right amount.

It’s really nice to hear about people helping each other out like that. I hope things get better for you. I bet one day you’ll look back at this shit as something horrible you had to go through to come out the other side and be really happy.

You may consider yourself an amateur but I am impressed anyway. That is anecdotal gold. Did the priest deserve it? (No worries if you’d rather not share details)

That is the greatest date idea ever! Even if it sucks as a date, at least you get to see some zebras.

I have a smashbox mascara that I absolutely love. Would recommend (and have recommended to a load of my friends who use it too now).

I have no useful advice but try to remember to be good to yourself, where possible.

Honestly I find your dinner conundrum much more compelling than Ed Sheeran’s entire life thus far.

I know this might be a bit weird since I don’t think we’ve ever interacted on here but I keep an eye out for your posts and I think you are doing an amazing job in a really hard situation. Seriously, you might not feel like it, but you are a great mom, not a monster.

That’s awesome! Following your dreams is always scary. On Friday I quit my job that i’ve hated for so long. Grad school here I come!

I want you to know that 7 years on this internet stranger has learned a valuable lesson from your commando disaster. I recently got a dress that requires some fashion tape to wear but, by God, I’ll wear underpants.

You’re so right about the gift thing. Like, I’m happy you found the one and everything, but if that gets you all this stuff, surely I’ll deserve a waffle maker for finishing grad school.

Due to the terrible nature of my job they end up with most people quitting after a year, mostly in the summer. I’m not going to feel guilty about leaving at the same time as everyone else, because it’s a horrible job. Do what you have to do for you.

Wow! Gorgeous! I’ve been thinking about going from a bob to something more like what you’re rocking, but I'm scared I haven’t got the face to pull it off. The deliberations continue.

Seems like a win-win situation.

I know one and even though I seriously judge myself for it, I’d still hit it in a second.

Thank you for being that girl so I don’t have to!

Holy fuck. You are my hero.

I am very hungover right now and this picture is healing me. Those ears! That smile!

This is fabulous. Can we be friends and sit around a campfire cackling together as we cook up revenge plots?