Alternatively, a fuck and chuck. Some classy terminology, there.

You must report back! This has the potential to amazing - maybe in a good way, maybe in a bad way, but you will definitely get some stories out of it.

These are truly masters of subtlety! Do they really think, if they needed this app to maintain one relationship, that they are cut out for acquiring and keeping multiple girlfriends? Please, dudes. There are clearly other things holding you back in that respect...

I love how many of them are complaining about how not being able to add multiple girlfriends is such an obvious oversight.

Surely if you are cooking steak for a large number of people, so have to cook all the steaks the same, medium rare is the way to go? It's not too extreme for most people, and if you put it on the menu as 'medium-rare steak' everyone knows what they're getting. There are so many alternatives to cooking all of them well…

Reminds me of when I was out for a Christmas party and some stranger grabbed the Christmas hat off my head. It was clearly meant as a come-on, but I was drunk and wanted to find my friends, so I asked for it back and (when it was not forthcoming) stamped on his foot until he gave it back. Dude, you and your two…

I have a lot of spare eggs available...just sayin...

Also, I've just realised I massively over-shared there. Sorry!

Well this is reassuring. I've only ever slept with one guy and he always put the condom on himself. Now we're no longer together, I find myself getting worried about stuff I could potentially do wrong with new guys: i.e. what if I screw up putting the condom on and they think it's weird. Glad to hear I can wipe that…

This, right here, is the best thing on the internet.

Also known as the one where they all had terrible hair. I mean, what was going on?

He looks like my sister's creepy ex. I feel like he now looks like everyone's sister's creepy ex.

If it makes you feel any better, the stress of studying interpreting stressed me out so much I had to see a counselor. And that was absolute beginner's stuff. So well done for actually being able to do it at all - it's such a demanding skill.

I know, it pretty much went like this:

I think you'll find it is still owls. And I'm not just saying this because I don't want to have to replace all of my sweaters/cushions, etc...

You are my kind of people.

Having recently done a lot of proofreading translations, I cannot believe some of the shit that gets published here: 1) It is the writer's job to make sure there are no errors. 2) It is very cheap to hire someone else to do that job.

I feel like that many words put together must mean something, but I definitely don't get it.

Wow. That is some serious denial.

You're last line ("I'm worth more. You're worth more.") is so true. I recently went through a difficult heartache situation with someone who kept fucking me around with no regard for my feelings. In the end I realized that, however strong my feelings for him were, he would never love me like I need/deserve to be…