"Don't worry about paying me back for these. I know you guys don't make as much money as I do."

me too! That was the first thing I thought: "Of course she put her name at the top". I feel like she said, upon presentation, "I got robes made for you because I'm the best".

I'm straight judging her for that shit.

I'm kind of judging Beyonce for putting her own name at the top of the list on that robe. Still wish I had one though!

Goyim.

I much preferred when the Airing of Grievances was limited to once a year.

I know what you mean (and am also baked). I can't stop thinking that I'm kind of a bad person for not feeling worse about her death, but death as a result of a combination of fear and doing some incredibly dumb things with a gun - it was loaded, the safety was off, her finger was on the trigger AND she's waving it…

Glad you didn't make a snarky comment. It's a great feeling when you see your child born. He had said he'd been up since 4am...i'm sure he's just relieved that he can get back, see his kid and then go to bed. It was a touching moment listening to the interview.

Let it go!

Cute. But how do they make sure the alpacas don't poop all over the floor? (I don't know German so can't tell if this practical issue was addressed in the video.)

Surely, this is what hell is like.

Chelsea Handler is straight-up desperate for press. Why are we paying attention?

So I tracked down the actual complaint and Unilever is suing for false advertising under the Lantham Act, alleging that Just Mayo is not, in fact, mayonnaise. And according to the complaint, the FDA does define mayonnaise as containing an "egg-yolk containing ingredient." Which of course, Just Mayo does not.

I mean, on human women, yeah. But Keri Russell is just killing the crap out of this look.

Yeah, 75k people don't know how fucking farms work.

I feel like the headline for this story should have been, "Chicks dumped by dumped chick."

I had no idea people were allowed to send live chicks through the mail. That is horrible.

Yoko, this may be the most coherent and reasonable statement you've made in YEARS.

Also, I JUST HAD to look up "Sonnet to a Clam", and now I'm dead of really terrible 19th century clam puns. Thanks, internet.

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