You know what's better on everything than ranch? Old Bay. Marylanders will understand. :-D ;-)

What's sexier than a limp dick flopping around?

WTF did I just watch? That's too much weiner.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

I don't know what this is. Everything about it is just horrible. Even if she was going for an edgy look it fails.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

This is unacceptable. She looks like she's standing up straight and it still bunches. Bad fit.

She has almost nothing to do with "her" music. She is not a musician. She is a performer that is fed focus-group-tested rhythms lyrics.

everyone head to youtube and watch beatles do paperback writer at the Budokan. they were fucking terrible. both swift and beyonce put on good vocal performances except one is a soul-singing woman and the other is a pop-singing waif.

Beyonce is wildly overrated.

Gone fill MOM-wear. It's a good look.

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

Ya, I was going to type the exact same thing. Didn't think she sounded bad at all. Not studio quality (duh), but for running around on stage and singing at the same time I thought it was fine.

The award goes to her PR team. Good work.

I'm with you. I mean she is dancing around and we have certainly heard much, much worse.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

I award you one "Internet Tough Guy" point. Get to ten and you can say you'd beat up a cop if you got the chance!

People pay $2.99 to be abused. Wasn't marriage enough for some of you people??