How about deals for budget lines like Choice? I'm cheap.

My 83 year old mother recommended the book to me. It's not my cup of tea. Mom is so much hotter than I.

Nice to know that he's loved boxes for a long time.

Shit. That's my house.

I learned something new today. Thanks!

I hope the NFL or the Ravens are providing him with counseling for the violence.

The lord works in mysterious ways.

It's very luxurious looking, but all I can envision is how cold I am getting out of the tub onto the marble floor. Brrrrrr.

We had to get a specified brand for performance to ensure uniformity. I found it distracting when the girls were on stage.

I know, right? I tease my daughter that she looks like Casper the Friendly Ghost, and the tights were all wrong, except maybe the light pink ones they wore to practice.

Yes! Completely distracting.

As a former dance mom, it bothered me that all of the dancers had to wear the same "nude" color tights, because I thought it looked odd on the other girls who weren't the color of Casper.

I don't want some "cool" parent providing my underage kids access to booze. That said, I am grateful to my high school bff's mom who would buy us Bacardi 151.

Orgasm is not equal to ejaculation? I guess I need a sex ed refresher. Please explain!

My feelings EXACTLY.

Loudoun! I hope the message is received loud and clear that accepting gifts in exchange for government access is a punishable offense. This whole loathsome family accepted gifts from Mr. Williams. I hope they spend a lot of time behind bars.

And he had bilateral, purulent, seeping leg ulcers which doctors lanced with red-hot pokers.

I take pleasure in imagining how much the kids will hate their parents when they are teenagers. I refuse to watch any of these videos.

After seeing them throw skinned capybaras to the alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm, I have a hard time viewing this invasive species as anything other than repulsive. I really want to love this video, but ugh.

"Stay black. Stay strong. Stay Black & Long."