I've been buying at least one per week for the last nine months. In the last three weeks, I've noticed the chickens have gotten significantly smaller. They used to barely fit in the container; now they have room to spare. I'm expecting the containers to shrink soon. Also, every time I go, I've seen the rotisserie guy…

I purchase at least one rotisserie chicken per week to supplement my dogs' kibble. Saves me the time, trouble and mess of cooking it myself. Although I have noticed that in the last three weeks, the size of the chickens has decreased. Still a good deal.

As charming and talented as these kids are, I can't help but have the dancing baby come to mind.

Time to revisit this old site: James Lileks' The Gallery of Regrettable Food

Ironically enough, his sister, Paula Marshall, played the reporter in the Seinfeld episode in which she thought Jerry and George were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

True, but his factories didn't use slave labor from concentration camps.

Volkswagen doesn't just have roots in the Third Reich. Along with BMW, Daimler-Benz, Siemens, steel and chemical companies, THEY USED SLAVE LABOR FROM THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS. I think your argument is valid. My uncle was one of the GIs who liberated the prisoners at Buchenwald, and would never consider purchasing a…

To all Jezebelers not wanting kids: Do you really want the Duggars to take over the country? Like insects, they will do it in only a couple generations if we don't provide a counter. Please reproduce if you can. It's your duty.

Yes.

I got Sweeney Todd. Should I be concerned?

I wholeheartedly disagree.

I had Coca Cola branded shoulder pads. No joke.

Difficult to watch Kim Novak.

All aspects of this story are horrid. The Kardashian escort service, the absurdly wealthy, creepy old Austrian buying spectacle, the deliberate humiliation of the blackface Kanye impersonator. All it needs is a bit of beastiality to make it complete.

She looks like she's already reached middle age. She's kind of getting a late start on this.

Yeh, well, my husband and I went out with good friends tonight and got pretty tipsy. We came home and I put on some sexy lingerie along with my new wonder woman panties. He said he was too drunk to do anything, and I suggested he get some batteries for the new vibrator we bought. He said he was too drunk. "It sucks…

I first thought that read, "Om nom nom." That's not right.

JGL? I could only come up with John Lithgow, and that couldn't be it.

I ordered Shari's Berries for my mother in Florida to arrive last Thursday. The order was picked up out of PA and made it to Baltimore where it was snowed in. They sent a broadcast email yesterday to everyone affected, offering a shipping refund, replacement strawberries, plus a $20 credit toward future purchase. Or…