Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

Seems like you haven’t been there lately.

Yes. I been saying this. But people are so quick to claim you hating. How is it hating for saying that she cant rap? Shes getting her 15 min of fame that I’m pretty sure shes been working on trying to get for years. And it finally happened. But lets not put her up there with other female MC’s because shes not even on…

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He didn’t meet with them because it was damp out and he was wearing suede shoes you Philistine!

I don’t mean to be a stickler, but he didn’t witness the devastation, didn’t speak with any of the displaced residents or rescue staff. Aside from that, great Tweet! What he did was the equivalent of spending an hour layover in Heathrow and then gushing about your vacation in London.

$50 hats and not a fucking second of face time with a single victim.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

Yes. I think we’re all familiar with the situation in North Korea. This was about the unconscious omission of the tweet. He says that talking is not the answer but says nothing about extortion not being so.

Basically, if I had to pick a megachurch pastor to be the end all be all “Opiate of the masses” while getting rich off of said masses, given the options, he wouldn’t be the worst one to choose.

Submitted for the day’s “Damning with Faint Praise” award.

“I caused this storm, so why would you come to me for help?”

*stares at 60m ingame account*

His whole message - “Where is my white privilege???”

Just how awful is it to imagine that Jones is only alive because in addition to being an overall garbage cop, this guy was also a bad shot.

>>>”If he had his credentials in his pocket this officer would’ve shot judging by his reaction to the first order he gave him and the time it took him to fire his weapon.”

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Please Fallon is a fucking empty suit who couldn’t hold a stance on anything. This is generic show host “We all feel bad, don’t we audience.” to avoid the fact that he’s had the entire GOP High Command, not just Trump, on his show constantly.

Yep, you get people thumping the bible calling for the damnation of others using the old testament examples, while at the same time they are violating 90% of the teachings of Jesus.