A mostly all white teachers union took the Op last week with toe nail fungus in charge so it’s not just us what was their excuse?

His experience seems totally fabricated. Cracker is Soooooo Sanford and Son! He couldn’t make up anything better huh.

I’m pretty sure it was a rhetorical question.

It was a south park episode and the Simpson’s predicted Trump so....

Just don’t become a douche. Lawyers have used some pretty fucked up defenses lately like women are better about lying they’ve been raped because men are the stronger sex.

Jones’ defense will be that it’s just a show, none of it was “real”, it’s my alter ego.

I love how he knows exactly everything the prisoner was in jail for but the prisoners name escapes him. If that isn’t some facetious bullshit or what!

Next up Road House 2 Fork in the Road and Ghost 2 the reincarnation.

Him and Obama in a room, no cameras I bet Bill comes out singing a different tune.

I love my mother in law like she’s my own mother but when she starts about the illuminati I walk away.

The words have more power than you can imagine but that’s painfully obvious from the way you try to quantify you yourself being guilty of using them.

It’s for this exact reason I don’t use a mic and I have several online friends (4-5 years) whom I’ve never heard their voice.

I know Rosie Odonnel said Barron was autistic but I think Donald is. He repeats himself like my son used to. You would think if a poor uneducated person like myself could stop my son from this habit that a man of Donalds stature could have had this issue addressed a long time ago.

Ummm was he stroking out??? What the shit snacks did I just ‘read’...?

Wait 11 women were on the jury, heard this ridiculous argument and said yup I can see it?

I prefer the Blind Side and We Are The Titans but that’s only because I’m particular to movies made in color.

You forgot the part about drinking and smoking weed all day while listening to rap music...

I remember playing Purple Rain so much in my walkman that the walkman broke. Unable to afford a new on I opened it trying to fix it. My friend Chuck (also a huge Prince fan) spent an entire afternoon trying to get the walkman to work but all we accomplished was making it play in reverse. That’s when we heard the outro…

You guys got him twisted...he meant he’ll undo everything Obama did, he’s only got the ACA to get rid of then it’s mission accomplished...there’s still time left give him a chance!

God damn! Not even Latinos want to be considered black. FML because I’m a black man that happens to get mistaken for Latino by both blacks and Latinos.