Yes... can we talk about what the fuck happened to Michael Bradley? He looked like hot garbage, not even giving chase on several occasions, just standing at the back post on set pieces, and letting balls through on offense that he could have easily turned upfield with one of those passes we saw throughout qualifying…

New York's hottest club is Garbage Alley. This place has everything: bummers, little sores, and Steve Hickeys, where you can sit by in gleeful judgment while eight gay guys take a dump on your bed.

Mysterio and Kraven?! Yesssssssssssss

From the way this looks, you'd think peeing on super villains is an option...

I think you meant to say "according to the Bible story" instead of "Bible myth" the former allows both interpretations of the word "story" while the latter insults the belief 2.3 billion people in the world whether or not they are right in there belief.

Oh man, any excuse to post the infamous Kirk Cameron banana video:

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

I've built my entire life around the story of Noah. It's why I sleep with arm floaties, and I live on a house boat, and only have fish for pets.

'187' - God
'gotcha' - Rae Carruth

Cool.

And if that doesn't work, we can always name cholesterol medications after it.

My entire roof is made from desks from an old middle school. I'm good.

I'll just leave this here because it is awesome.

...worked as the director of new media for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Dallas.

And this is when Arsenal fans will break out the "Arsenal is boring" chant.

God damn. If Ray Hudson had been announcing I think he would have came and had a heart attack at the same time.

Too good to be real. Has to be some Photoshop in there somewhere.

just gonna leave this here

The grammatical errors in this article make it damn near unreadable.