Brilliant. It's like watching a toddler enthusiastically trying to follow along with dancing Teletubbies on the TV. He's so earnestly happy, I could just weep. It's the ninja turtle kicks and punches that really sell it.

I lost it at "I want to put a baby in you".

How could this happen? Did they NOT see the hashtag???

Well anyone who buys this dress for 250K plus clearly doesn't give a shit about your silly common sense.

There's a lot to think about in this story, including how we treat teen (or young and single)moms and how much a college degree is really worth. Lots of people are smart, shrewd, talented, and hard-working, I'm glad she got the opportunity to prove it. Good for her.

I realize that this is going to be unpopular, but I don't know how many of you have seen how paparazzi treat the celebrities they follow around all day. I know that it's a part of the territory and whatnot, but they say awful shit to not only them, but also their families and the people they're with, in an attempt to…

My thoughts exactly. Even though that drink sounds delicious.

That was remarkably shitty of that reporter, not least because the point of Emily Blunt's quote was not the Tom Cruise of it all, but rather the preposterously one dimensional parts available to women in many gigantic movies.

I have a number of acquaintances who lost babies really late or early on after birth. I'm between two due dates for lost pregnancies and while this wouldn't make me rage, I'd probably have cried if I got it. But if I was a parent who had just given birth to a baby who didn't survive....holy crap. I'm thinking they are…

It probably sucks to get an email congratulating you on your baby if you're, say, struggling with infertility or just had a miscarriage or something. I can understand why some people might have had more of a reaction than confusion and deletion.

So, do all attendees submit photos of what they're going to wear for Anna Wintour's approval? And did she approve Kim Kardashian's disaster sofa look last year? I think not.

In other breaking news: water is wet.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

Maybe the bride will let you have the pick of wedding gifts to return for cash.

This is so dumb. Especially considering that many divorced people are still paying on that first wedding.