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Still better than Destiny.

Assassin’s Creed *Dry heave* Syndicate.

This is a pretty close representation of players in FFXIV.

At first, I thought the stripes on his shirt looked like a penis.

Uhh... FUCKING NINJAS, DUDE!

Nope. Not set in Feudal Japan. 0/10 not interested.

Still better than Destiny.

Gotta love the milking from EA...

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Gank squad.

I hope Obama Senpai notices me.

I’ll take that over skins in FPS games that cost $5 per item.

Still a better character than Peter Dinklege as the Ghost...

Those lips...

Half-Life 2, Episode 2, Chapter 2, Part 2.

Man, I can’t wait for when North America is invaded by Antartica...

It’s still better than doing raids in Destiny...

The headcrab enemies in the Nightmare of Mensis. Fuck those enemies.

We Hunters are just giving those pigs a prostate exam. We don’t want to find out that these boars have prostate cancer.

I would add Painkiller to this list, but it’s a game from 2004 ;__;