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God damnit! Why does it have to be a PewDiePie video?

The always-fantastic Jake over at Vsauce3 has an breakdown of how the connected technology we are becoming dependent on is gradually making us weak and exploitable. The world imagined in Watch Dogs is getting more and more real every day (minus the flaming horsey rides and unstoppable cop cars).

Man, don't you love vertical videos?

You no longer get to work for money.

I want a JRPG for the PS4.

Moms Against Gaming: the Twitter account by people who don't know what the ESRB labeling is on the front and back of the box.

I feel this should have won, but that's just me.

Alright, here's something that no one can disagree with: CoD is like Keeping Up with the Kardashians: It's beyond shit, yet it rakes in billions of dollars.

No one eats Heavy's sanvich but himself.

Ooh. A death threat. On the internet. How original of you.

It's like rap: it's all shit, yet people keep buying them.

He's... beautiful!

Crysis 1 is basically the graphical benchmark for many gaming PCs. And it's also the source for the famous meme:

There are too many milked immense penises in the market. We need newer immense penises to keep the industry afloat.

The sequel?

I knew Kentucky were all PS4 users!