Please stay with me. Please?

I never asked for this.

>Call of Duty

36. Lightning

Gabe Newell.

Call of Duty Saga.

How original, Activision. What's next? Future Warfare?

get gud, faget.

So the moral of the story is: Don't trust anything that comes from Bubblews.

Emo people? No wonder it's called World of Darkness.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Do I?

In the article, Thomsen lays out a number of reasons why, in his opinion, "the sequel to the worst videogame ever made is also the worst videogame ever made." He's no Dark Souls lightweight, mind—as he's sure to point out, he allowed himself to fall into a deep obsession with the first game, sinking in between 300 and…

Geoff Keighley's favorite food.

JRPGs are making a comeback.

No fucks given, as always.

Or they could be, you know, just floor tiles.

Such a beautiful story.

Rape face.