Nobody is using GM as a benchmark for interior design and quality.

Listen, I tried to stop him. He originally just called it a “Rolla” and wrote it like six times. It hurts.

Not the first time Toyota makes a better Prius

Pulled out? I see what you did there.

You sad fool. So you drove one poorly calibrated, small engine volvo diesel and want to cast aspersions on all of them?

Calm the fuck down.

“How can I get the kids to stop using the F-bomb when it’s everywhere we look.”

That was a pretty fucking nasty reply. What the fuck ,man? 

Mercedes and Ferrari wanted to operate under different terms to the rest of the teams

I voted NP, why, because fuck you, that's why, welcome to Canada motherfuckers

I’ll pass on this one. Counting down the days left until 2036 when I can legally import one of the 27 NG 9-5 SportCombis in existence to the US. Hopefully a few will survive.

In other words, a bunch of police departments with extra asset forfeiture money are about to get new toys to play army with.

an engine that was built by Chrysler

I’m going to go with real. I don’t think anyone would go through the trouble of registering their Fiero in Montana to avoid taxes:

Where is the negativity in this post? It’s a series of facts.

I, personally, ADORE the C7. It’s a good car. 

I think it’s optimistic if not generous to think that Corvette stock is up and they aren’t selling because some mid-engine model of indefinite price and specs is on the horizon. I think it’s more likely that people aren’t buying because (as other jalopnik articles have pointed out) the economy isn’t quite as strong as…

What are the odds on “Ambien bender?”

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White…

If this happens, they’ll need to introduce a massive re-education campaign. American drivers don’t have the same discipline (and courtesy) that German drivers do.

But what...if it had less power?