lol, louis CK is always relevant

I'll take a CLS over the A7 any day, though I must say that brown metallic is quite handsome

Mercedes 600 would be brilliant, I expect an AMG V12 engine swap would do her right

I actually want all of those cars EXCEPT the van and venom

that being said, I would still like one...

my brain too, was full of fuck after reading, but mostly at the comparisons to the 240z and 2000GT styling, sure it's vaguely reminiscent but does it look like either of those cars?! No, it looks like another awkward wheelbase "sports coupe" a la Genesis and tC. Speaking of Scion, I feel like branding this car a…

I've driven one of the newer ones (G500) and while I was not off road, I can say that I never hit my head (I'm 6'1") on the windscreen over any bumps, but I could see it happening because the glass is so damn close to your face..Yeah the cabin design is very reminiscent of a Defender, H1, and other utility vehicles in…

G-wagens have always cost a fortune even the military spec, though used ones can be had relatively cheap and the older models offer a much wider range of body styles and engine choices, diesels, 6's, 8's, etc.

oh god that thing is awful, and centerline's are never good news.

I feel like you might have some safety issues, I imagine a fully loaded Porsche Cayenne attempting the corkscrew at anything above 15mph would be near suicidal, or a Q3 hitting a 1M at track speeds, yikes

this.this.THIS!

a fellow BenzWorld'er? I've never ordered from Rock Auto but now I never will! autohausAZ, parts.com, etc etc. there's a huge amount of suppliers out there that don't screw people over, though you have to be very careful not to end up with some crap URO parts. You're very right about the OEM ball joints too.. who…

ohhh hell yeah, I'd take that car to the grave

I know! those wheels belong on a E55, not a Jetta!

aw, beat me to it!

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lol, I thought of him too

exactly! danke schoen

Jalopnik has never heard of a "Sport Package" before? an AMG kit on a standard Benz has been company practice since the mid-90's, recently as a no-cost option on some models.

that grill star looks a bit small, no? the front and rear fascias are quite a bit cluttered as well, but the interior looks impressive, near British amounts of wood and leather!