I’m just here to post a link to the greatest mashup ever: https://m.soundcloud.com/dmerklinger/nickelback-how-you-remind-me

Nah, I still remember his unfunny rape joke attempt during Hobbit press tour. He’s kinda always seemed like that generic white dude who’s probably a bit of an asshole if you knew ‘im.

Had a roommate whose boyfriend got really excited for Christmas season because that was the only time that she brought her sexy Santa costume out. So yes, people wear them, and yes, people tell their girlfriend’s roommates all about it while the roommate is just trying to watch Food Network holiday specials.

Those are just fatty tumors, like the kind that ancient beagles get.

WHAT is this creature?!

Holly bush:

Life support is a very complex system that has specific expectations in terms of oxygen content, humidity, water cycles, heat, etc. Adding a bunch of biomass, off the top of my head, would increase humidity, oxygen, and heat, while having huge demands in terms of energy and water. Presumably the water cycling systems…

The loud feminist in me: This whole movie is absurd and terrible and I can’t believe someone thought that abduction was a great way to start a romance!

This is SO CLOSE to an interesting movie. It’s interesting-movie-adjacent.

I’ve run into this a lot, but it mainly stems from there being a shortage of family doctors and walk-in clinics in the area (and with the free healthcare, there’s no cost analysis.. the cost analysis comes more from the question of “Is it better to go to the emergency room and find out it’s nothing? Or wait 2-3 weeks…

My parents did that when we were kids.

Um, or maybe Huizenga is trying to hide the fact he’s a domestic abuser.

Wow, it must be so terrible having to face repercussions of raising a racist asshole for a kid.

Mine came back. Just not where they originally were. After years of abuse, most migrated to my feet and one found the terrain around my navel to be quite hospitable.

You have no idea how filthy the laugh I came out with then was. But please, be assured it was filtherous. Bravo! 

Tonight is warm compared to the tundra that we endured two nights ago. We got about 6 inches of snow last night and then frozen snow to top it off. I picked up coffee for the fam this morning and stayed in for the rest of the day listening to podcasts.

Partner went to *every* medical appointment. Doctors all thought and said he was wonderful and so involved! As he was a medical professional too, they thought he was a real swell guy for making my appointments a priority.

Yeah, some fucking Foundation.

Margaret Cho has always been someone who lies for attention. She’s like if Marc Maron were a woman. It’s too bad because she is incredibly talented.

It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,…