Is it sad that I’m actually delighted at the thought of a herd of cats moving themselves in with me at 40?... Because I am.

For me, this Onion headline would be an effective deterrent.

People who were born and raised in conservative regions are taught hatred (generally). They don’t call it hatred; they call it “family values”. But it is the same thing. Hatred for gay people, hatred for women, hatred for black people, hatred for liberals or progressives who try to change things. I was taught this,…

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

The selfie stick was only acting in it’s own best interest.

Gee, it sounds like you have some serious issues with Danica. I can’t imagine why that might be.

They came in different sizes too.

“Homosexual Acts”

YOU DIVORCE SPOUSES, NOT CHILDREN!

It’s exhausting. Like every profile I see is like the following:

What do women want?

Can we also get a figure on all the time saved not having to spend that de rigeur half an hour shooting the breeze with your Man before you can get your score and leave? Because that’s not good productivity.

This is a good step in the right direction. For many years, my sister managed fast food restaurants or pizza franchises. Her salary was in the low 20s, and the bonus structure, based upon food costs and labor costs, was nearly impossible to maintain (and often would change without notice; it’s an incredibly unfair…

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Of course, there’s also a vast swath of that area that thinks he “kept drugs out of Boston” which in this context means “he sold drugs himself so there were no black people in the neighborhood selling them.”

That’s because the party of “personal responsibility” is actually the party of “personally, I feel that everyone else is responsible for everything wrong with the world so shape up, guys.” They shortened it because it’s catchier.

To be more specific, the patriarchy hurts men and boys a relatively small amount, while benefitting men a huge amount, and hurts women and girls a huge amount.