"The whole purpose of the point system is to stimulate card trading so that Steam can make enough money to offset the cost of all these discounts."

Ideas like these are great. For a lot of homeless people, once you're on the street, there isn't a clear path to get off the street. You can't get a job if you smell like shit, and you can't get an apartment to clean yourself up in if you don't have a job. It's somewhat possible to get a job if you're clean-smelling…

That's not what it boils down to, but that's what you're determined to see it as, apparently. Interacting tactfully with people you don't know well, but that you do know are very close to a loved one, is not the same thing as telling the groom — presumably your best friend in the party — to get over himself because…

Oh snap, dudes. My cousin is on the website.

My step son showed me a text message exchange of his with the girl he's now dating (they weren't at the time). I read through it, stop, and say, "Dude, you're being creepy. You're not funny. It's creepy. Stop it."

He was stunned. "But that's how my friends all talk to each other."
Me: "Your friends are idiots. Even you…

Speaking as a straight white guy, if other straight white guys are saying this and not getting at least pepper-sprayed for it, things apparently aren't hard enough.

but what if a bird comes in too

"Ugh, some stay at home mom died driving one of our cars this morning, and her family hired a lawyer. There goes my day. So irritating!"

"Suzie Homemaker"

It's something confused old people just do. I've seen so many 1 star reviews that are like "product is just like shown in the picture and arrived very quickly! my niece loves it!" and I'm just like, no Karen from Maryland! You don't understand what you have done!

If I were the new family, I would offer to keep the dog until the rightful owner returns from overseas. That way the children get to play with the pup and the dog gets a nice foster home. Tell the kids now it's only temporary, and then when he comes home the children get a valuable lesson in doing something kind for…

No, I'm not proving your point, you don't have one. It is not constructive to say that it is a rape victim's job to prevent rape. If you're actually interested in constructive dialogue, allow me to demonstrate why. Here are some extremely common "rape prevention" tips/memes that women are inundated with from about…

Nerd? That's the best you can do?

I just came here for the "dis gun b gud" gifs. I anticipate the anticipation.

I always find it disappointing in how prostitutes are portrayed in pop culture in general. No matter how hard or gritty or realistic the show or game or whatever is trying to be, the prostitutes are always sassy, fashionably dressed chicks cheekily taunting the cops and strutting down the street. Even if they're being…

Sure, but there's also an achievement for kidnapping a woman, tying her up, and letting her be run over by a train.

The six-word horror story.

look at its little spirally trunk!

When I was 14 I emailed Seventeen about the fact that there were no Natives anywhere in the magazine, and as a young Native I wanted to see some representation of my people. The editor responded with some bullshit about how she would look into it and ignored any later emails.