... That reminds me of chibi anime. Hideous thing to get married in, but if I saw this in a cosplay contest, it'd be pretty admirable.

COME AT ME, BRO!

Source: epic fail. Y'all are welcome (I think?)

I like that this one comes complete with baby-bunny merkin.

I teach preschool and one of my students (age 5) recently asked if I was married. When I said no she gasped and looked shocked. Another student, a boy nodded thoughtfully and said "You are a woman alone". When I could talk without laughing I agreed but mentioned that we usually just refer to it as being single. The…

Son, unlike you, I'm an actual blue collar worker.

Given that men are really good at doing jobs, I'm having trouble explaining why you're so bad at being a troll.

The trick is that it has more sugar (or salt, or whatever) than the water can dissolve. Imagine stirring sugar into a glass of water: if you add too much, the water will get oversaturated with sugar, and will start to become gritty with undissolved sugar crystals. Alternately, a lot of home-made facial scrubs are…

To YOUR Sir, with love. I would watch/participate in that.

Another variation: "If you visit a place for a week, you'll feel like an expert on it. If you live in a place for a decade, you'll feel like you know very little about it."

D: Demonstrate Value; E: Engage Physically; N: Nurture Dependence; N: Neglect Emotionally; I: Inspire Hope; S: Separate Entirely

Belive that I do, not only do I work with an amazing PTSD therapist, I have and amazing "Head Dr." for meds, and work with a specially trained police officer in regards to self defense- though in my case, I was drugged, and no amount of self defense training can prepare you for that- though I did get a great head butt…

POINTING your honour!!!111!1!1!!

Why are we still asking white people about racism? They need to take several seats and listen for once.

Edit. got Kinja-ed.

The worst fear of someone with a gun is apparently someone without a gun. Who knew?

you must mean salubrious

maybe the star she's talking about is Gwyneth Paltrow, who tells nothing but salubrious stories.